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[He reaches over to ruffle her hair a little. See, kiddo? You're doing Fine.]
If more people could just like, sit down and hang the fuck out instead of eating each other on Fantasy Twitter? Everything would be waaaaaaay more smooth.
brain: 'y'all need to shut up bakesale'
[She's doing great! ...Yeah. Evidence can be seen in the way she groans, leans her head back, and replies with-] We're gonna run out of baking stuff because of how much that happens though....
[Also they'll have too many cookies but she refuses to acknowledge that as a problem.]
ok but honestly, taako would do it
Oh no, too many cookies. Cookie mountain. It's almost like that's the actual opposite of a problem, actually? And y'know, these ingredients also make cake, and pie, and rolls, and...
[He starts counting off on his fingers as he goes as if daring her to stop him and kind of knowing she won't, but he'll keep naming pastries even if they start sounding fake. Hell, some of them might be fake. It's hard to say.]
we need this now....
Are all of those even real..!!
[Who knows. It's a mystery.]
merry christmas everyone shove a cookie in your mouth and shut it
They can be real if you make 'em! Some names mean things and some just uhhh, don't. You can make a new thing and name it whatever you want, power's yours.
[He stirs the bowl a bit more and then sets it down between them.]
So you wanna actually bake these, or just tear ass into 'em now?
hormfhormfhormf
[He gets away with it THIS TIME. This time. Reira pauses, and blinks though, turning to stare at the cookie dough.
Hmmmmm....]
...The best stuff to eat first is chocolate chip...
[This is truly a coin-toss situation.]
honhonhonhonhon
Time's up, I win.
[He just takes some with his fucking hands, like an animal.]
I think we've, uhhh, eaten worse shit than raw eggs at this point.
Huohuohuohuoh-
Are raw eggs even bad..!!
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[Monsters are built to eat raw meat and shit, salmonella shouldn't even be on the radar. Also, he doesn't care, so.]
C'mon, dig in kiddo, forget your trouble and embrace the sugar.
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[She has, in his defense, taken another spoonful of cookie dough.]
We're- [Hold up she has to swallow that actually-] Mrhm- We're gonna bake some of this though...right..?
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I guess. Here, fine, fine...
[He'll take a spoon that hasn't been in his mouth and start putting some portions out on a nearby cookie sheet.]
You feelin' any better then, kid? This work? Because gotta tell you, this method of turning off the internet and eating instead has solved like, nearly every problem I've ever had.
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[Butttttttt as she helps portion out some cookies, she manages a smile.]
But yeah. I think so.
...thanks Taako.
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[That's a problem for Future People who also might be Taako but who knows. In the meantime, he's just gonna ruffle her hair.]
Good. Fuck those guys harshin' ya mood, eat a cookie, take a nap, 'ss all good.
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....I should probably try napping....
[She should too, she didn't even grouch about that hair ruffle!]
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[They're gonna be okay. It's all good, at least for now, when there's cookies and couches and maybe some tinfoil hats.]
ties this off like awwww