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[pocketspa]

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we need this now....

[gobo_projection]

How are we gonna eat them all! How are all of those even real..!

Are all of those even real..!!

[Who knows. It's a mystery.]

merry christmas everyone shove a cookie in your mouth and shut it

[pocketspa]

[Once she hits a certain level of Sounding Distressed he'll burst into giggles, giving her a big ol' grin. Once he stops he'll reach over to get the dry ingredients from her and fold them into the wet ones he has with expert care.]

They can be real if you make 'em! Some names mean things and some just uhhh, don't. You can make a new thing and name it whatever you want, power's yours.

[He stirs the bowl a bit more and then sets it down between them.]

So you wanna actually bake these, or just tear ass into 'em now?

hormfhormfhormf

[gobo_projection]

Hmmmmnnn...I guess that's true...

[He gets away with it THIS TIME. This time. Reira pauses, and blinks though, turning to stare at the cookie dough.

Hmmmmm....]

...The best stuff to eat first is chocolate chip...

[This is truly a coin-toss situation.]

honhonhonhonhon

[pocketspa]

[Taako's grin only grows when she tells him he's right, because that's his favorite thing to hear ever. Either or, he gives her a few moments of indecision before producing a spoon, scooping up some dough, and stuffing it into her mouth.]

Time's up, I win.

[He just takes some with his fucking hands, like an animal.]

I think we've, uhhh, eaten worse shit than raw eggs at this point.

Huohuohuohuoh-

[gobo_projection]

AUUUUUUH- [There is a loud, comical gasp at the sight, but that's about as far as she gets before, with a muffled 'HRRRFH-' it's crammed in her mouth. It takes a number of moments to actually chew through it enough to swallow, at least so that she has a clear throat.] MRhfmnrf-

Are raw eggs even bad..!!

[pocketspa]

Shhhh, shhh, nothing can hurt us, we're perfect forever.

[Monsters are built to eat raw meat and shit, salmonella shouldn't even be on the radar. Also, he doesn't care, so.]

C'mon, dig in kiddo, forget your trouble and embrace the sugar.

[gobo_projection]

Hrmmrmrmmnrnnr....

[She has, in his defense, taken another spoonful of cookie dough.]

We're- [Hold up she has to swallow that actually-] Mrhm- We're gonna bake some of this though...right..?

[pocketspa]

[He just shrugs.]

I guess. Here, fine, fine...

[He'll take a spoon that hasn't been in his mouth and start putting some portions out on a nearby cookie sheet.]

You feelin' any better then, kid? This work? Because gotta tell you, this method of turning off the internet and eating instead has solved like, nearly every problem I've ever had.

[gobo_projection]

Mmnnh...well, I can't turn it off, but...

[Butttttttt as she helps portion out some cookies, she manages a smile.]

But yeah. I think so.

...thanks Taako.

[pocketspa]

Oh, right, we gotta get you a tinfoil hat or somethin', uhhh. Put a lil' note on that one.

[That's a problem for Future People who also might be Taako but who knows. In the meantime, he's just gonna ruffle her hair.]

Good. Fuck those guys harshin' ya mood, eat a cookie, take a nap, 'ss all good.

[gobo_projection]

[There is a thoughtful chew of cookie dough.]

....I should probably try napping....

[She should too, she didn't even grouch about that hair ruffle!]

[pocketspa]

Yeah, yeah, go on kiddo, eat your cookies and then we'll get ya set up on the couch.

[They're gonna be okay. It's all good, at least for now, when there's cookies and couches and maybe some tinfoil hats.]

ties this off like awwww

[gobo_projection]

[Mute nodding is the answer- cookies and naps it is. Goodnight internet drama, it's time for the couch.]