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End of August

[missleadingquestions]

[True to her word, as August wanes, a pair of matching wide-brim hats appears at the farm. They are beeswax-sealed rattan hats with abalone seashell beads woven in beautiful loose spirals along the brim and up the pointed crowns. Small strings of tiny delicate shell seed beads and seed beads made from fish vertebrae hang from the brims, ending in angulate wentletrap shells, creating a pretty little veil. They are boxed delicately and carefully in lightweight satin and tissue paper, tied with two ammonite bolo ties that match as well as two separate fossils can.

Despite the fancy wrapping, they come with a card with a (surprisingly good) cartoon rendition of the twins that on the back simply says;

FOR THE BIRTHDAY BITCHES

as Maya has approximated that would be one of their most favorite greetings.]

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[Maya you were 1000% right. The birthday bitches sign is getting framed on the wall for her to see if she ever comes over. Otherwise, she will get a gratuitous picture of the twins in their new hats and ties, cheesing it up and looking very pleased. Ya did good, girl, ya did so good.]