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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, TAAKO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.87.169.02 *** coolertwin has joined 420.87.169.02 <coolertwin> wait <coolertwin> waaaaait <coolertwin> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait <coolertwin> made ya look lol

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<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

god you sound like my sister
oh yeah my husband loves this 25 foot scaley ass ect ect ect
mm sure youre enjoying getting to choose to have pants but not this time
anyone who questions just stare at them and say nothing
do not blink or break eye contact
they will lose it and it will be fantastic

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

I think your brother-in-law has a good head on his shoulders. Why should he stop loving his wife if she turns into a snake monster? And if he can find it attractive, all the better for the both of them.

I think I'd like to adhere to the local decency customs while I'm living here.
And I do enjoy the extra pockets.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

ugh you sound just like em
all schmoopy and whatever
thought i had a break from that but now theres a new troll in our well swoonin bout their shit
rip me

pockets are good
have you tried skirts tho
love me a good skirt
cowards dont put pockets in them but theyre easy to install if you get one ya like and it doesnt have em
tho you can put a pocket on anything but smth smth seam pockets smth smth hiding stuff idk

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

That's what you're gonna get when you ask about someone's partner.
One day you'll see him as a human and get it.

Skirts are nice, but not all that practical when I have to climb over mounds of dirt and rock. If you find one good for outdoor work and sitting on the ground, I'd be interested.
Are there skirts with zippers on the pockets?

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

well in that case he better have a tight ass

and hell yeah they do
besides you could get like a skort or something
business on the inside party on the outside
also like you can make whatever with whatever whos gonna stop you

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

Taako, honey.
Do you think I married a farmer just for his bottom half?

[Does Taako realize they're objectifying a Muppet Creature?]

Something like a towel to wipe my hands sounds like a good idea.
Hopefully they have something my size at the mall. Would you mind doing a bit of shopping with me once I'm back?

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

what other reason is there

[yes. yes, he's... he's like this. it's bad. he objectifies his skeleton boyfriend on the regular back home.]

but uh of COURSE
now that the stupid mall doesn't beat me to death any time im in a mile radius it can be fun
i promise not to get you arrested for stealing also

[This just means they won't get caught. Not that he won't steal things.]

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

Do you know how much that man works out in the field? It's like he can't live without a few hours of hoeing.

[Which does suck when he does more work that he should, but it's given him actual muscles.]

My plan's not to steal, don't worry. I got enough from my lectures to pay for it.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

lmao i feel him me too bitch

[NOT LIKE THAT TAAKO]

look all im saying is
anything you dont spend money on leaves money to spend on other fun shit thats harder to steal
food 4 thought

<PunnyBone>

[lottabones]

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not gonna turn into a hypocrite and turn to breaking and entering.

[If Cromdo would ever hear of how she shoplifted, she'd never be able to look at herself with dignity.]

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

alright alright have morals or something
suit yourself
or pay to suit yourself idk
lemme know when youre out of that hole and we can go get glam