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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, TAAKO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.87.169.02 *** coolertwin has joined 420.87.169.02 <coolertwin> wait <coolertwin> waaaaait <coolertwin> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait <coolertwin> made ya look lol

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MERR CRISIS

[endlesspastability]

[Sonic doesn't know where Taako lives. BUT HE FINDS SOMEONE WHO DOES. Or something. Whatever it's not creepy!!

Left outside his door is a comically oversized cowboy hat filled to the brim with candy and a few colorful sticky hands. There's also a card next to it!

"TO THE COOLEST GUY ON RYSLIG BESIDES ME

I didn't know what to get you but I figured everyone could use a giant hat. Happy nattenwhatever!!

BLUEBLUR69 (SONIC)"]

THIS SLAPS SO HARD

[pocketspa]

[Don't worry Sonic, he runs a fairly well-known farm with a spaceship on it, he doesn't exactly make himself scarce. He'll also be sure he got the right address because he'll get a selfie a few hours later of Taako wearing said oversized hat with his tongue out and giving a peace sign to the camera. You were so right, Sonic. Everybody needs a giant hat.]

HAHAHA IM GLAD

[endlesspastability]

[WOOOO. MISSION SUCCESSFUL. He has great taste in hats.

Sonic sends him a selfie of himself giving a thumbs up!!]