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<SaltySeaman>
A shrimp? You wound me! Cut right to the quick, just look at me, bleeding out even as I write!
<coolertwin>
oh sorry did i find your little doggy underbelly
whole ass healer out here and hes like
yes my primary skillset is barking
youre much too cute i shouldve known you were dumb as rocks good job
[He's fine.]
<SaltySeaman>
[That's his take-away??]
If either of you had been hurt I would have done my best, naturally! As for the Tage, well, barking was about the best I could do. Sorry. Maybe if I'd had a sword I could've rushed them? It's amazing how quickly people tend to scatter when an armed man runs at them screaming at the top of his lungs.
Or barking. It's a very loud bark.
<coolertwin>
dont you have claws or something
tf you need a sword for
i mean the aesthetics of a gigantic dogman with a sword is like certainly a thing but dont you have like ten little swords in your hand my good bitch
<SaltySeaman>
no, really. he'll love it]
Would you believe me if I told you I try not to think about them? If I ignore them long enough maybe they'll go away.
<coolertwin>
id believe you but id still fuckin laugh at you
seriously how do you hold a sword with that
i miss boots but you arent catchin me shoving the end of my tail into one like fantasy spongebob's flying dutchman
just. incredible. wrong in like every way you could be. its amazing
<SaltySeaman>
You never know, you might make waves in the world of naga fashion if you tried! Take it from me, my dear, you'd look good in a paper bag.
Have you been outside since the business with the pearl? I know an awful little bar where no one will care about you and your sister almost bringing about the end times.
Come along, won't you? I'll show you just how wrong I can be. ;^)
<coolertwin>
out of the way shindig where no one will be mad at me for war crimes and you can be wrong
as long as youre not wrong about that tidbit
im down ;)
<SaltySeaman>
<coolertwin>
holy shit youre gay
thats a compliment coming from me but god youre gay
alright bucko im sold
hit me up