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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, TAAKO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.87.169.02 *** coolertwin has joined 420.87.169.02 <coolertwin> wait <coolertwin> waaaaait <coolertwin> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait <coolertwin> made ya look lol

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<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Come now, that services no one in the town. I have the good sense when and when not to check my own orifices for sticks.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

hhkhsdlfugjsa;lasjkdgh
ORIFICES
okay sir butthole ill be sure to know you have it marked on your cal already to make sure nothing got shoved in there when you werent paying attention

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Don't subject my assistants to your nonsense. They manage the calendars, not myself.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

i will subject every single person in your vicinity to whatever nonsense i please and there is nothing you can do to stop me
and you know this
and cannot change it

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Don't test me.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

i would love nothing more than for you to waste your time trying to stop me from doing whatever ive decided to do that day to annoy the piss out of you

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I have my methods.

:)

My time is scarce, but there is an eternity of it to spend. It would surprise you how much I can tuck in to one week, when my priorities are all in line. But you, now! You have a farming estate to fix up. How much did those fanatics ransack in your absence, I wonder?

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

oh my god
a rare emoji from the ass stick master
i will treasure this gift like fantasy gollum
but fine fine ill get back to my cleaning like fantasy cinderella or whatever but im gonna tell everyone that you gave me a smiley face you cant take it back now

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Ah, come now, that isn't news. You have been out of touch for too long, my good man. I've learnt those emotion-symbols long ago. You ought to see the codebook I keep for myself.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

you
you had to write them down
like a guide




dude,,,

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Of course. They are the equivalent of a code language.

Argot.

Slang, if you will.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

yknow theres a famous quote that i made up at some point that im pretty sure is truth is stranger than fiction
im gonna make another one now
and its truth is dorkier than any lie i could make up
because holy hell
youre a nerd
i gonna give you a noogie next time i see you

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

You won't be given the opportunity.

And, I will tell you, I'm not a clown, Snake. I am unpleasant, but I disagree that I am comically so.

[That is the definition of a nerd, right? -- A 'comically unpleasant person'?]

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

javvy
baby
i know sometimes you need to be reminded of this stuff
but that was a joke
this thing i am doing right now is joking
dont tell me you need a pocket guide for that

also a nerd is someone who loves studying and learning things where the fuck did you hear the other thing