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<fishskin> - Feb 19

[ohnose]

hey snangel

how much does it take for you to teach new blood to hunt

let's talk rates

[he's still in a bit too much pain to care about his punctuation right now and honestly it doesn't seem like Taako cares anyway.]

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

[Taako has never once given a shit about punctuation and he doesn't intend to start now. He has claws, what is he supposed to do? Type? Bullshit. But this message is... an interesting one, to be sure.]

sooooo when you say hunt do you mean like chasing people down or like
meal prep
because ngl i get a loooootta my bods from other peeps
esp if you gotta eat meat
cant really jar souls or whatever but there can always be spare corpses

also you remembered snangel and offered cash so i am actually inclined to answer a question or two instead of just like
not
because it sucks and it will never stop sucking im warning you now

<fishskin>

[ohnose]

the killing's not the problem.

[He.... thinks he'll be able to handle that.]

but i can't just eat a dude, right? I can't just EAT a whole MAN. Rapunzel can't just eat an arm! I can't just eat a guy

[ . . . he's having a small crisis, it's fine.]

I know... it's never going to be right. but i can't just eat something that looks like a whole... person

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

[Ah, its this problem, aka the same problem he had when he got here. He couldn't just-- not a fucking corpse looking like a body out there. Snakes are supposed to eat their prey whole, and Taako adamantly, blatantly refuses and has from day one.

At least that means he can actually get paid without sending himself through trauma. A positive.]

aah
say less my man say less
youre looking for cooking lessons
you wouldnt just go at a cow with your bare hands right
theres a process
you feel me?
thats what i can teach

<fishskin>

[ohnose]

yeah that's it. Haha

talking less isn't exactly my thing.

[this tag cannot go without a hamilton reference.]

neither is... cooking or butchering but hey. I'd like to think I learn pretty quick.

Dashing and admittedly cunning, somewhat subversive rogues just don't make as good kitchen accessories.

But I guarantee, there'll be no trouble.

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

[(taako voice) talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for]

hey says you my dude
if youre light on your feet quick with your hands and not afraid of knives youre gonna do fine
everybody underestimates how much not being afraid of knives factors into the equation
ngl the butchering part sucks the most but i try to get people to do that for me as much as possible
does anybody in your house still look like a person even remotely because youre gonna need a bone saw and a monster looking for that tends to send people into a real tizzy

[ohnose]

Oh I am light on my feet for SURE my good man.
And as long as the knives aren't pointed at me, I'm pretty sure I'm good.

....I will check on the bone saw thing. The girls... might have a bone saw.

[What he's a little afraid of? the girls in solsikke.]

[pocketspa]

[Okay, that's valid? That's very valid.]

i can believe theyd have a bone saw
and ideally the knives would be pointed away from you but like
you gotta learn some knife flips one day its gonna be on the exam
seriously youll figure it out
sounds good