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There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god how many people are gonna send this to me

idk, how many ppl wud think it wuz funny 2 annoy u?

i'm guessing a lot

okay i mean
point
im sending this to lulu
anyone else you trying to piss off right now

humorously annoy, taako, not piss off

sent 1 to my roomie n thought about sending 1 2 bh but that dude barely knos how to read txts i dont think hed get it

a lot of people find that the same thing
case in point
hatman
he couldnt take a joke if it was placed in his hands like a newborn babe he just fuckin drops it right on the ground
everyones screaming and he just keeps standing there like a dolt
lack of fun all around

u mean black hat? dude has a sense of humor! just gotta use the rite jokes, trust me

like ones that involve dropping babies!

yeah but he cant take a single joke at his own expense
you make literally one comment and he tries to stab you
absolutely no fun
have a little awareness right

this sounds like a u problem, hot stuff!

cuz hes never tried to stab me

n lbr here....if he stabs everybody who makes jokes at his expense, hed have stabbed me a ton by now

but he also likes me, so! think this is a u thing n he just doesnt like u

well that sounds like a HIM problem because im a fucking delight
only thing he wins in this situation is ignorance of how great i am so
sucks to suck hatman mcgee

anyway ill probably send this to him just for fun

sumtimes ur a delite

sumtimes ur annoying as fuck, my ridiculously pretty snake buddy, and im pretty sure u kno that

but i do admit i dont think that dude has much fun

u wud

lemme kno how that gos

HAH
ill keep you in the snoop ol buddy
its all part of the charm ;)
c ya

c this is why i like u most of the time!

btw ur a snake. ur sis is a snake. as a snake, wud u feel a naga-sized heated floor mat 2 b sumthing ud want to purchase?

yes i know im a snake buddy that doesnt need clarification
unless you want me to start calling you bolts for brains
anyway
that does sound good but only if its done right
cant just be a hot plate down there yknow
whatre you thinking

xcuse u, my brain is meat, buddy

but yeah i kno, im thinking the fancy shit like they got 4 reptile habitats. ill get back 2 u after me n the boys fiddle around in the lab - mite need u for some product testing

it is somehow more unsettling to imagine a squishy dripping meat brain in a metal box full of sensors or w/e but ill leave that personal crisis up to you
but yeah hit me up babe ill take some exclusive access to some latest and greatest snake tech
snech

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