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[pocketspa]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, TAAKO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.87.169.02 *** coolertwin has joined 420.87.169.02 <coolertwin> wait <coolertwin> waaaaait <coolertwin> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait <coolertwin> made ya look lol

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god that icon is so good

[junosteel]

[Is this the direction that Juno expected the day to go? No. Is he bothered by this? Absolutely not.]

Sure do. Probably not as impressive as--I haven't cleaned in like, a month, so it's not--

[He pauses, trying to untangle his words and rubbing his face. He shakes his head as if to clear it and lets out a small snort.]

--Whatever. You get what I'm saying. [Another pause.] Sooooo...my place, then?

[Surely showing Taako the location of his apartment will have no future consequences regarding a future break in regarding his cat, which he currently does not have.]

hes too pretty for being such a goblin

[pocketspa]

[This is at least 75% of what Taako was hoping for today. The last few months have sucked and he needs something new and interesting.

Plus like, he has two dicks now, and he's pretty sure they're mostly prehensile. It's gonna be a fun surprise for everyone involved.]

Don't worry babe, if this goes the way it's headin' I don't think I'm gonna spend much time looking at your house.

[He winks, as if that wasn't obvious. Better hope you can fit him in your bedroom, Juno, or we're leaving the door open to get it on out here. He smooths his hand, surprisingly gentle, down Juno's chest from his face to wrap around an arm.]

Let's bust this joint, huh?