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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, TAAKO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.87.169.02 *** coolertwin has joined 420.87.169.02 <coolertwin> wait <coolertwin> waaaaait <coolertwin> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait <coolertwin> made ya look lol | ||||
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<C_137>
<coolertwin> 1/2
lets just put a pause on this for a hot minute
because i need to savor the absolute beauty of this message right here
just the artistry of everything that had to happen to lead to this precise moment
its fucking fantastic
its like its own performance piece
absolutely incredible
<coolertwin> 2/2
alright im over it
why the fuck would you need it
<C_137>
Srsly, are you trying to shame me? Because you've got nothing to stand on right now Taako
Where is it?
<coolertwin>
thats a snake joke and i know it
and its not about me needing it its about me EARNING it
i worked very hard for this dick
it took a perfectly executed act of deception and like six favors probably
if you want it you better give me a damn good reason and also some down payment my man
cant just take something a mans earned fair and square
[Fair and square, as if he didn't just go into depth about how he stole it right off his crotch.]
<C_137>
Tell you what Tako, I know where you live. Give me Jack's dick and I won't come over and fuck up your farm
How does that sound?
<coolertwin>
you really wanna start this my man
because look im sure youre here thinking you can take two snakes
but if you hurt one feather on our chickens heads
if you so much as scare them with the noise
barry will murder you with his hands
so what do you need it for ;)
<C_137>
LOL JK see you soon ;)
<coolertwin>
ill put some tea on
get some cookies
and my ass whopping gloves
by the way it t-a-a-k-o dont patronize me
[He's gonna get the dick off the roof, too. He's not saying he's giving it to Rick, but he wants to be absolutely sure it's not stolen.]