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okay number one
two drink minimum per ass
youre a physicist the least you could do is get ratios right
number two
i get to screen my dudes!!!!!!
unless you forgot im on his payroll too
i can get money from him without this

also number three jack buys me jewelry and has a vibrator dick okay what does he bring to the table

ok like tmi hun can we not talk abt ur boytoys robo dick
i love u but ur such a fucking mess
first monster u meet with a vibrating dong and ur so totally stuck on em

and look egons just lonely
i dont want u to hook up with him permanently like yuck
hes our boss and like def in love w his bf or whatevs
but the guys lonely as fuck
u dont even have to suck his dick ok
just get a few drinks and get him to stop moping so damn much
shower some of the ol taako charm on him

who else do you know that has a vibrator dick and lets you get it on the regular for free because its not barry im certain of that

look
just tell me this
are you asking me do this because you dont wanna do it yourself
or because hes gay and therefore you need my championship cock skills

you made me say this but
horse dick > vibrator dick
and thats just fact

wait
wait
that shits detachable right
can u just like
stick it in ur pocket and steal his dick????
can u flat out walk away with his cock in ur hand
pls taako
i need to know this immediately
for science

and look cant it be both???
like
i dont wanna do it myself PLUS hes ultra gay
these tits are dope af but i doubt itd do much for him

you do realize i could outfit him with a horse vibrator dick right
i have options
i am not constrained, lup

also i think its welded on there but im honestly not sure??
okay new pact im going to take it
but obviously not now
right now is about egons cock which I GUESS i will suck at your request
or idk he can get down on this thats the one unfortunate thing about jack he has no fucking face
but gosh
fine
im so generous

honey
barry was a slime for a whole damn month
he had like ten different dicks coming out of his body at the same time ok
i had the whole world in the palm of my hand already
and horse dick is just that damn good
try me w ur weak ass plays binch

also ur my absolute favorite brother have i ever told u that
please steal jacks cock and bring it directly to me
we gotta do shit to it
see if he still feels it
idk phantom dick pain???? fuck i gotta know
if i set it on fire do u think the rest of him will heat up??????
fUCK
TAAKO i need to know!!!!!!!

also u so are babe
thanks for sucking dick for ur sister <3

ok thats it im vetoing this discussion
if i think of barry with 10 dicks im going to laugh so hard i barf up my heart
and like all of dinner

but now that im suddenly your favorite brother
lets be real id do this even if i wasnt now i just NEED it
tho i dont think he feels stuff if its detached its some like
robot whatever
i truly dont care im doing it anyway
this is dickheist 2kwhatever

u get me on a spiritual level baby brother
connected forever by total bullshit

and i mean only way to find out is to just do it
so chop chop get to it with the robo dong stealing!!!!
we can add it to our trophy collection

Edited 2019-03-16 05:21 (UTC)

baby brother
sure
but im the one pulling off all the sweet heists around here
i see how it is ;)
sounds like im the older sibling now

yeah that def sounds like a lil bro talking

p sure older siblings are all about making the plan
then making the baby of the fam actually run through with it
while im yknow

lounging ;)