That is completely unfair, Taako. You assaulted me. I believe the very least you could do is apologize, seeing as you were objectively the conflict instigator.
since when would i apologize for literally anything absolutely ever if that was what you wanted out of this i hope youve already accepted the disappointment of the thing youre not getting maybe you should just appreciate my lovely self now huh and that you grew up to be less of a weenie by comparison
oh my god you are such a weenie youre fantasy super weenie hut jrs if you think that little 'im a necromancer' thing is gonna make me think youre not a weenie
you know youre right it doesnt make me think youre a weenie it makes me think youre the biggest weenie i have ever known
[Several minutes pass, during which Barry types out the sentence 'at least your sister appreciates this weenie' approximately a hundred times before deciding it's a hard pass. He was never any good at comebacks.]
Somehow I am not surprised you resorted to violence and literal kidnapping. Even as a child, you were unusually cruel.
[That’s good. Taako would get into a literal dick measuring contest and none of it would end well for anyone, unless Barry’s secret plan was seeing Taako’s dick.
Taako types back immediately, and Barry can probably hear his chuckle as he does.]
oh barold my good bitch i will fucking crush you i literally make things into other things if i wished you luck in beating me it would be a joke
[What are you gonna do, Barry? You think you can stop him? You think you can beat Taako?]
lup only gets to be an impartial judge when you get your dick uninvolved kapeesh and please im still going to destroy you ive lived like three times as long as you and trust me TRUST me barry i am very good with my hands ;)
I sincerely doubt you can beat me. I have been making sand castles for years, Taako. It is an art form. A skill. Nothing like making cakes or whatever it is you do. You lack both the experience and the finesse.
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You assaulted me.
I believe the very least you could do is apologize, seeing as you were objectively the conflict instigator.
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if that was what you wanted out of this i hope youve already accepted the disappointment of the thing youre not getting
maybe you should just appreciate my lovely self now huh
and that you grew up to be less of a weenie
by comparison
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I was not a weenie!
And I certainly am not a weenie now!!
What did I ever do to you, Taako.
I just wanted to make sand castles.
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youre fantasy super weenie hut jrs
if you think that little 'im a necromancer' thing is gonna make me think youre not a weenie
you know
youre right
it doesnt make me think youre a weenie
it makes me think youre the biggest weenie i have ever known
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Somehow I am not surprised you resorted to violence and literal kidnapping.
Even as a child, you were unusually cruel.
Let us settle this like men.
Sand castle building contest.
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Taako types back immediately, and Barry can probably hear his chuckle as he does.]
oh barold
my good bitch
i will fucking crush you
i literally make things into other things
if i wished you luck in beating me it would be a joke
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No magic.
Only your hands.
The way it should be done.
Lup will monitor and serve as impartial judge.
We settle this like men, Taako. Not like chickens.
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lup only gets to be an impartial judge when you get your dick uninvolved kapeesh
and please
im still going to destroy you
ive lived like three times as long as you
and trust me
TRUST me barry
i am very good with my hands ;)
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Gross.
I sincerely doubt you can beat me.
I have been making sand castles for years, Taako.
It is an art form.
A skill.
Nothing like making cakes or whatever it is you do.
You lack both the experience and the finesse.
I am going to crush you.
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oh yeah
like that dick you devoured on day one bud
whatever it is i do
puh leeze
bring it, bone boy
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Decidedly NOT a dick.
It was also NOT a sand castle.
Tomorrow at noon.
Arriving late is grounds for disqualification.
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next time ill be sure to get the shape just right
for your judgemental sensibilities
but fiiiine
bring it sucker