[What are you gonna do, Barry? You think you can stop him? You think you can beat Taako?]
lup only gets to be an impartial judge when you get your dick uninvolved kapeesh and please im still going to destroy you ive lived like three times as long as you and trust me TRUST me barry i am very good with my hands ;)
I sincerely doubt you can beat me. I have been making sand castles for years, Taako. It is an art form. A skill. Nothing like making cakes or whatever it is you do. You lack both the experience and the finesse.
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No magic.
Only your hands.
The way it should be done.
Lup will monitor and serve as impartial judge.
We settle this like men, Taako. Not like chickens.
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lup only gets to be an impartial judge when you get your dick uninvolved kapeesh
and please
im still going to destroy you
ive lived like three times as long as you
and trust me
TRUST me barry
i am very good with my hands ;)
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Gross.
I sincerely doubt you can beat me.
I have been making sand castles for years, Taako.
It is an art form.
A skill.
Nothing like making cakes or whatever it is you do.
You lack both the experience and the finesse.
I am going to crush you.
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oh yeah
like that dick you devoured on day one bud
whatever it is i do
puh leeze
bring it, bone boy
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Decidedly NOT a dick.
It was also NOT a sand castle.
Tomorrow at noon.
Arriving late is grounds for disqualification.
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next time ill be sure to get the shape just right
for your judgemental sensibilities
but fiiiine
bring it sucker