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[pocketspa]

This is Taako. Or not. I'll get back to you when I'm feelin' it.

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[braveoff]

[ Well. Taako succeeds in waking Drake up, that's for sure. He reels back, swatting the spoon from his nose and staring wide-eyed at the elf. It takes another moment before he realizes where he is, being woken so suddenly, and til it registers who Taako is. ]

Geez, man. [ He scrubs his hand over his face. ] Good morning?

[pocketspa]

[He just grins, snickering a little bit.]

Uh yeah, wakey wakey, what're you doing in my house?

[Not that it's entirely his house. Like six other people live here or something, you think he'd be used to it by now.]

Did you just wander in here?

[braveoff]

[ Well at least he doesn't seem angry about the surprise houseguest. Just suspicious... it could be worse. ]

No. Your sister said I could crash here. She didn't tell any of you?

[pocketspa]

[Oh. Oops. Can't make this seem like he was wrong, obviously.]

Nnnnope. Frankly you should be really glad you got me. Someone else might've just opened the death door and you coulda met the sweet lizard thing Magnus continues to pretend is a dog.

[It's a varren. And it's not as domesticated as Magnus continues to pretend she is.]

So what, did she burn your house down or something?

[braveoff]

A death door and lizard things, huh? Guess I'll take the Taako alarm clock over that.

[ At the next question Drake hesitates, not sure if the elf will be an asshole about the truth or not. It's probably a safe bet that he will be. No matter how delicately Drake puts it, so he just spits it out. ]

No. I got dumped.

[pocketspa]

Anything with the Taako name on it is guaranteed to be a real prize, buddy.

[He's not... much for sympathy, but he does pout his lips a little and give Drake a little pat on the head.]

Awww, no wonder she let you over. She's a fuckin' sap. Don't worry, we don't do true love here, only food and memes.