[Oh. Oops. Can't make this seem like he was wrong, obviously.]
Nnnnope. Frankly you should be really glad you got me. Someone else might've just opened the death door and you coulda met the sweet lizard thing Magnus continues to pretend is a dog.
[It's a varren. And it's not as domesticated as Magnus continues to pretend she is.]
So what, did she burn your house down or something?
A death door and lizard things, huh? Guess I'll take the Taako alarm clock over that.
[ At the next question Drake hesitates, not sure if the elf will be an asshole about the truth or not. It's probably a safe bet that he will be. No matter how delicately Drake puts it, so he just spits it out. ]
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Nnnnope. Frankly you should be really glad you got me. Someone else might've just opened the death door and you coulda met the sweet lizard thing Magnus continues to pretend is a dog.
[It's a varren. And it's not as domesticated as Magnus continues to pretend she is.]
So what, did she burn your house down or something?
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[ At the next question Drake hesitates, not sure if the elf will be an asshole about the truth or not. It's probably a safe bet that he will be. No matter how delicately Drake puts it, so he just spits it out. ]
No. I got dumped.
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[He's not... much for sympathy, but he does pout his lips a little and give Drake a little pat on the head.]
Awww, no wonder she let you over. She's a fuckin' sap. Don't worry, we don't do true love here, only food and memes.