oh yeah yeah no i feel if i was a foot tall id also be like hey how about we just dont go outdoors huh that doesnt just go for now that goes forever if i had an excuse to sit around and nap all the time id already be doing it hey do you sleep because that seems like youd have a LOT of time to fill on top of other peoples awake hours
look its just a good practice plus its better you sleep anyway itd just be weird otherwise some people might think its less weird but otherwise youd just have way more hours than everyone else and frankly thats suuuuper unfair thats like world domination advantages right there thatd be a reason to keep it all secret bc youre running the show huh
Well, it's not like people know we sleep or don't sleep. We're just toys to them! We're definitely not running the show, though. We just want to be there for our kiddos.
oh yeah suuuure the ol no motive defense what could you possibly want well im watching you raising impressionable youth thats just how it starts musical talent is noted tho you could be a tiny pied piper with your guitar and newfound meme talents
Uh, thanks! I'm not really that talented, just know my way around a guitar pick. If I've been alive 50 years and haven't picked up SOMETHING, I'm really a waste of stitching.
wowwww now youre out here with that trademarked elf guilt blah blah oh fifty and has one skill well my kid is the prodigy of pooping and had an award in whatever ss your life do whatever you want with it and if thats sittin on your ass and enjoying yourself then thats just what it be baybee
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I've got a lot of free time these days.
Especially with everything as bad off as it is right now.
Like heck I'm going out there.
[Until he, uh, goes out there. Shush.]
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if i was a foot tall id also be like
hey how about we just dont go outdoors huh
that doesnt just go for now that goes forever if i had an excuse to sit around and nap all the time id already be doing it
hey do you sleep because that seems like youd have a LOT of time to fill on top of other peoples awake hours
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And we do sleep, yeah.
I know it's weird, but we get tired, too.
Trust me when I say we don't understand it very much, ourselves.
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plus its better you sleep anyway
itd just be weird otherwise
some people might think its less weird but otherwise youd just have way more hours than everyone else and frankly thats suuuuper unfair
thats like world domination advantages right there
thatd be a reason to keep it all secret bc youre running the show huh
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We're just toys to them!
We're definitely not running the show, though. We just want to be there for our kiddos.
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the ol no motive defense
what could you possibly want well im watching you
raising impressionable youth thats just how it starts
musical talent is noted tho you could be a tiny pied piper
with your guitar and newfound meme talents
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If I've been alive 50 years and haven't picked up SOMETHING, I'm really a waste of stitching.
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blah blah oh fifty and has one skill well my kid is the prodigy of pooping and had an award in whatever
ss your life do whatever you want with it
and if thats sittin on your ass and enjoying yourself then thats just what it be baybee