thedifferencebetween: (screw you)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] pocketspa 2019-01-18 09:06 pm (UTC)

Whoah, whoah, no, ew!

[If Jack could pull a face, he would. But his tone more than conveys his opinion on that.]

Okay first of all...nowhere near what I mean. At all. I don't even...no mouth, dude. I have no mouth. Not even an option if I was remotely interested, which again, I am not. Holy frick...

I just meant... I'm super strong and I've got crazy endurance and I can generate electricity and I got prehensile cord things that come outta my head... normal kinky shit, geeze!

[Wow. Who the hell goes right to freaking vore?]

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