thedifferencebetween: (the things i'm gonna do to you)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] pocketspa 2019-01-05 04:42 pm (UTC)

Uh, yeah I'm the superior robot. Actually the technical term is Simulacrum, but...I hate that word. You know what it actually means? It means 'crappy replica'. It means 'shitty imitation'. It's not a nice word - I mean it's practically a slur! Robot just means mechanical dude, so...I stick with robot. I'm no replica of anything, I'm the original.

[Little particulars like that are important to Jack. There's a difference between choking and strangling, lying and laying, simulacrum and robot. Though he's really probably more like a cyborg, with still having a human brain and everything, but not everybody knows that one.]

[And that's not what's really on his mind right now, he's just making conversation.]


I dunno, I think I made it pretty clear what I'm interested in. You're the hottest thing in this bar next to me. I think me and you could have some naked messy fun.

[He leans forward, the lights in his eyes flickering and sparking.]

Ya know...parts of me vibrate.

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