[For once in his life, this one is ACTUALLY not Taako's fault. It's surprising, but it isn't. This letter, however, is so delightful it makes him lose it for 20 minutes on his porch, and if Javert ever comes over to the farm after this, he will find it legitimately shadowbox framed in the living room. It's a perfect, incredible shitpost and Taako will keep it until he permadies.
Thanks for the best Valentines ever, Javert, you're the real MVP here.]
thank fucking god
Thanks for the best Valentines ever, Javert, you're the real MVP here.]