i'm ignoring the part where you implied steven sucks but you better believe i'm bringing that up with you another day. taako i bet you anything i could tame one of those weird dog guys from the caves. you have no idea. i am the animal handling MASTER. i could get one of those dogs eating out of my hands in minutes.
eating your hand you mean see you messed up typing there i fixed it for you because one of those things would eat you like look mags some of us (you) have a ton o health to just spend doing stupid bullshit like pit wrestling fake dogs but others of us (me) dont so maybe dont do that because it will LITERALLY be my ass on the line
i know you too damn well to believe that you know that right that i have fuckin magic wizard eyes that see through bullshit theyre taako specs and its the only reason you havent lead me to my death by now but whatever prove me wrong
ok i was probably tempting fate by saying the exact phrase "nothing's gonna happen" actually. you're right. something will probably happen, but it won't be my fault, and you are not going to get eaten by anything. you are going to get the opposite of eaten. uneaten. you're going to get puked up by a fantasy final fantasy dragon or whatever. relatedly, they probably could've named fantasy final fantasy better.
that whole statement is a mess but yeah tbh why would you include the word fantasy twice in anything bad marketing design trust me you cant shorten that to anything its just fff terrible just terrible
anyway just dont do this one thing this ONE thing, magnus can you do that
i will text you more dog questions in the morning. maybe some dog trivia. do you want to sign up for my newsletter?? i'll take it as a yes if you snore.
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taako i bet you anything i could tame one of those weird dog guys from the caves.
you have no idea. i am the animal handling MASTER.
i could get one of those dogs eating out of my hands in minutes.
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see you messed up typing there i fixed it for you
because one of those things
would eat you
like look mags some of us (you) have a ton o health to just spend doing stupid bullshit like pit wrestling fake dogs
but others of us (me) dont
so maybe
dont do that
because it will LITERALLY be my ass on the line
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you shouldn't worry so much! listen. nothing's gonna happen.
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you know that right
that i have fuckin magic wizard eyes that see through bullshit
theyre taako specs and its the only reason you havent lead me to my death by now
but whatever prove me wrong
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something will probably happen, but it won't be my fault, and you are not going to get eaten by anything.
you are going to get the opposite of eaten. uneaten. you're going to get puked up by a fantasy final fantasy dragon or whatever.
relatedly, they probably could've named fantasy final fantasy better.
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but yeah tbh why would you include the word fantasy twice in anything
bad marketing design trust me
you cant shorten that to anything its just fff
terrible
just terrible
anyway
just dont do this one thing
this ONE thing, magnus
can you do that
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i won't do it.
is that what you want me to say??
done. said it. bazinga.
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gonna hold you to it
signed right there
now im going back to sleep
dont text me more dog questions
at least not tonight
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maybe some dog trivia.
do you want to sign up for my newsletter??
i'll take it as a yes if you snore.
anyway go sleep goodnight!!!!
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