[He hums as he thinks, trying to get it together.]
Weeeeeell, I can't get supplies but I can clean stuff real easy. Could probs teach you to do it, honestly. One of the most basic things you can do with magic, really.
You could? ...Magic really can just do anything, can't it? [ So why does she sigh as if that's annoying? ] ...Well, if it's really not too much to add another favor to me to your plate, I'd appreciate it. Better to owe you yet again than to owe a debt to a stranger.
Oh it's easy as hell, my dude. I'll just slap it on your tab.
[He probably won't, he's just gonna keep messing with her about it.]
I told you my gal. Easiest magic is the stuff you could do without it, that's why you learn it first. It's about figurin' out how to sub the magic for the thing you're missing.
Well, I'm looking forward to how my life will become so much simpler after I've mastered that easy magic. You'll find me lounging constantly and not doing so much as lifting a finger as everything gets done all by itself.
[He is absolutely responsible for forcing an unseen servant to do the cleaning, or orchestrating a mage hand to turn over a roast from where he is on the couch.]
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Weeeeeell, I can't get supplies but I can clean stuff real easy. Could probs teach you to do it, honestly. One of the most basic things you can do with magic, really.
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[...Right?? ]
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Oh it's easy as hell, my dude. I'll just slap it on your tab.
[He probably won't, he's just gonna keep messing with her about it.]
I told you my gal. Easiest magic is the stuff you could do without it, that's why you learn it first. It's about figurin' out how to sub the magic for the thing you're missing.
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[ Because that's how this is gonna go, right? ]
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[He is absolutely responsible for forcing an unseen servant to do the cleaning, or orchestrating a mage hand to turn over a roast from where he is on the couch.]
Just tell me when I gotta meet ya.
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[And he cuts the call.]