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[pocketspa]

This is Taako. Or not. I'll get back to you when I'm feelin' it.

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[barold]

[Watch him try.]

Gross.

I sincerely doubt you can beat me.
I have been making sand castles for years, Taako.
It is an art form.
A skill.
Nothing like making cakes or whatever it is you do.
You lack both the experience and the finesse.

I am going to crush you.

[pocketspa]

whatever it is i do
oh yeah
like that dick you devoured on day one bud
whatever it is i do
puh leeze

bring it, bone boy

[barold]

It was a CAKE, Taako.
Decidedly NOT a dick.
It was also NOT a sand castle.

Tomorrow at noon.
Arriving late is grounds for disqualification.

[pocketspa]

dick cake
next time ill be sure to get the shape just right
for your judgemental sensibilities

but fiiiine
bring it sucker