Oh please, if the app process was that easy we’d have way too big a fam to count. Nah, we’re talking a few months of trials, magic practice, the whole nine yards. Can’t let just anyone in that club.

[Took the rest of the schmucks with them well over 20 years. People don’t just get to have things, nope, not from the twins. He raises the joint and taps it a bit in his fingers.]

Though, uh, this? Really good start. Solid application fee.