[He intends to say words in response to what she says, but he can't even get one through before the laughter bursts out of him, loud and heaving through his chest. Holy shit. Oh my god. He fumbles his phone out of his pocket and finds the message, playing it hurriedly, but he's still laughing so he probably misses half of it anyway.]

Holy shit, Lup, we haven't pulled that con in years, oh my god, this is classic. This is the best thing you could've possibly done. Oh my god. I bet he tried to cover it up and was just terrible.

[Taako couldn't have planned something better for their first meeting even if he tried. Kravitz is going to scream when he finds out Lup is actually his sister. Lord, he can see it now.]