[Around someone else, he might hide the way his eyebrows shoot up on his face, the slight excitement creeping around his voice. Oh, oh he wants this. He desires the salt. He has craved this mineral for over a year now.]

You have to tell me everything. Literally immediately. Beam it into my brain I do not care, we are about to dish until we collapse, what did she do this time??

[Now he's propped up on his elbows, hands holding up his jaw, and kicking his feet in the air behind him. Oh, it's been a while since they had a proper sesh, what is up.]