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i don't know, i feel like sexualizing everything about me is kind of a predictable cop-out for you
it's pretty lacking in the creativity department
it's pretty lacking in the creativity department
maybe not
but i can uninvite you from the expedition
but i can uninvite you from the expedition
taako if you wanted to spend time with me this badly all you had to do was say so
you know that's not how this relationship works, right?
[Wherever Taako is in the house, without any warning, Lup just comes throwing the door open and letting out an unintelligible shriek.]
AAHHHHHHHRRHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHAA!
AAHHHHHHHRRHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHAA!
Edited 2019-06-09 04:31 (UTC)
[Taako violently sits up in his bed as soon as she busts in, all of his limbs out with the grace of a startled cat. He just barely avoids smacking his head against the ceiling before he gets his act together to glance down at Lup.]
Holy fuck you're loud. And uh, if you just found pudding in one of your shoes, that was not me, it was Ango.
[It was him. But this conversation is not about that, as he's about to figure out.]
Holy fuck you're loud. And uh, if you just found pudding in one of your shoes, that was not me, it was Ango.
[It was him. But this conversation is not about that, as he's about to figure out.]
[taako you are nOT HELPING
it's a good thing she can just fly because Lup trying to climb in this state would probably result in a severe and totally embarrassing injury. But she just floats up off the ground, only so she can plant herself facedown in her bed, head to her pillow, and scream again. It's only after all of that is out that she looks over to her twin and barely explains herself.]
I'm going to kill her.
it's a good thing she can just fly because Lup trying to climb in this state would probably result in a severe and totally embarrassing injury. But she just floats up off the ground, only so she can plant herself facedown in her bed, head to her pillow, and scream again. It's only after all of that is out that she looks over to her twin and barely explains herself.]
I'm going to kill her.
[It's bastard all the way down baybee!!!
Taako watches as Lup makes her entire scene, flopping down on his stomach towards her. With their beds so close, sleeping head to head, he can stretch his legs here while still being able to reach her. So he holds his pillow in his arms as he lays down, letting it cushion his chest.]
Ooh c'mon babe, you gotta give me deets. Who finally fuckin' blew it now, we can start drawin' up revenge plans stat.
Taako watches as Lup makes her entire scene, flopping down on his stomach towards her. With their beds so close, sleeping head to head, he can stretch his legs here while still being able to reach her. So he holds his pillow in his arms as he lays down, letting it cushion his chest.]
Ooh c'mon babe, you gotta give me deets. Who finally fuckin' blew it now, we can start drawin' up revenge plans stat.
[There's only the briefest moment of hesitation on Lup's part, just a second of thoughtful consideration, before she gives him the answer he wants.]
It's Lucretia.
It's Lucretia.
[ Sometime after the effects of the latest Fear event have worn off, Taako will just get a boy detective slamming into his chest at 90 miles an hour, throwing his arms around him in a big, goobery hug. ]
SIRRRRRRR!
[ He's just. Wailing. Do not expect coherency from him right now. ]
SIRRRRRRR!
[ He's just. Wailing. Do not expect coherency from him right now. ]
[Around someone else, he might hide the way his eyebrows shoot up on his face, the slight excitement creeping around his voice. Oh, oh he wants this. He desires the salt. He has craved this mineral for over a year now.]
You have to tell me everything. Literally immediately. Beam it into my brain I do not care, we are about to dish until we collapse, what did she do this time??
[Now he's propped up on his elbows, hands holding up his jaw, and kicking his feet in the air behind him. Oh, it's been a while since they had a proper sesh, what is up.]
You have to tell me everything. Literally immediately. Beam it into my brain I do not care, we are about to dish until we collapse, what did she do this time??
[Now he's propped up on his elbows, hands holding up his jaw, and kicking his feet in the air behind him. Oh, it's been a while since they had a proper sesh, what is up.]
[By the time everything is over, Taako just wants to sleep for a week. Not that he didn't do a fair amount of sleeping at the point where he decided 'actually, fuck this' and ran away to live in the woods, but he wanted plumbing back and people have recognized him on the street, so he figures this is as good a time as any. He's cleaned up and settling into the house again, thinking about what he might make for dinner now that he has his kitchen back, when All of Angus just hits him at absolute top speed. Taako stumbles, just a little, but retains his footing while looking down at the boy, hands all the way in the air.]
Woah, holy shit, are you dying? Did Peanut bite you? I've been waiting for the day to throw that teeth dog onto the fire, if he hurt you we are having Peanut Fricassee tonight, stat.
Woah, holy shit, are you dying? Did Peanut bite you? I've been waiting for the day to throw that teeth dog onto the fire, if he hurt you we are having Peanut Fricassee tonight, stat.
No, and she wouldn't do that because she's a very good girl!
[ Sorry Taako, Angus has joined the Peanut Defense Squad! Angus sniffles for a second, having come up for air to defend Peanut's honour, then buries his face in Taako's shirt and goes right back to wailing. ]
But... but I'm so sorry you had to deal with my dad being a jerk, I tried to say thank you, for telling him off I mean, but every time I got near you I forgot what I was doing and who you were, and then I'd go back to my room and remember, and then it'd happen all over again and I'm so sorry, and thank you, I don't think I've actually said that yet, I'm sorry!
[ Sorry Taako, Angus has joined the Peanut Defense Squad! Angus sniffles for a second, having come up for air to defend Peanut's honour, then buries his face in Taako's shirt and goes right back to wailing. ]
But... but I'm so sorry you had to deal with my dad being a jerk, I tried to say thank you, for telling him off I mean, but every time I got near you I forgot what I was doing and who you were, and then I'd go back to my room and remember, and then it'd happen all over again and I'm so sorry, and thank you, I don't think I've actually said that yet, I'm sorry!
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